Friday, February 27, 2009

Beginning of March

They say bad things come in abundance. But not today. The ending of the shortest month in the year has been nothing but awesome for me. Good things has been coming in barrage lately. For example, a second season of Suzumiya Haruhi has been announced(No links to the anime's information, nor am I so energetic to provide a summary of it. Google it. =) I know not if it's just a remake of the first season, or is it really the highly anticipated "Disappearance of Suzumiya Haruhi". Now, I do not care if it's a remake or whatever, but I'll welcome the news with open arms. At long last Haruhi and Kyon will grace my LCD monitor yet again. Tell the truth, I've watch The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya or Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu in Japanese a handful or times - no less than five. Well, its nothing in comparison to School Rumble which I have stopped counting after the number 10.

That was announced a while back. So the second season is one of the good news. That was just a prelude. The real joy was these gems.

Edit: messes up the outline of this blog, but meh, I'm just too damn lazy to care.
Edit2:Fine tuned.

This is just episode one of Suzumiya Haruhi-chan. It is, however, NOT...i repeat...NOT Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu. Unfortunately, the "official release" by Kadokawa Anime was has the embed ability disabled, so I can't embed it. Epi one in here was uploaded by another user. But hey, search for Suzumiya Haruhi chan in youtube and you'll get numerous results. Then again, it's might be quite tough for some of it, and I feel like promoting Suzumiya Haruhi, so here.

Official Episode 2

Official Episode 3
Official Episode 4

And then there's Nyoron-chan. But as usual, I'm a lazy arse.

Good things are meant to be shared - yes, just like how pao suen gave us www.fmylife.com

And here's a joke from FHM March Malaysia Edition(submitted by Ramesh Devan) to round it all up.


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A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The cop approches his car door.

"Is there a problem?"

The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence, please?

The driver responds,"I'd give it yo you, but I don't have one."

"You don't have one?"

The man replies,"I lost it four times for drink driving."

The cop is shocked. "I see. Can i see your vehicle registration papers, please?"

"I'm sorry. I can't do that."

"Why not?," asks the cop.

"I stole this car."

"Stole it?"

The man replies,"Yes, and I killed the owner."

At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what?"

"She's in the boot if you want to see."

The policeman looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars appear. A senior officer tentatively approaches the car, clasping his gun.

The senior officer says, "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle, please."

The man steps out of his motor. "Is there a problem?"

"One of my officers told me you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."

"Murdered the owner?"

The big cheese responds,"Yes, could you please open the boot of your car?"

The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty space.

The top man says,"Is this you car, sir?"

The man replies,"Yes" and hands over the registration papers.

The officer is stunned. "One of my men claimed you do not have a driving licence."

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it over. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.

"Thank you sir, one of my guys told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car and murdered the owner."

The man replies,"I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding too."

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How's that for a joke, huh? And finally, a shot at our BN government and the PDRM. One just have to wonder how our PDRM will react to this situation in real life, given their tendency and eagerness to start a shootout. Read here for more info.

And for the rest of us, let's enjoy the last two days of February!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

fourteenth of february two thousand nine~

[credits to deviantart, artist: emptyshadow ]

how's every1's valentine for 2009?
well, as for a bunch of us~.......... we ditch the romantic meaning of it and went clubbing at 'after seven' as a different flavour~ [ alasan je~..... facts: most of us no valentine partner ><~]....
[ the upper floor, facing the bar counter]

member :
-main blogger : BOON

- the legendary drinker[hint: sathya's sofa] : chuan meng


- the shuffle prince ?? : charan
- shy guy : kin leong
- love birds : arthie & bf, pao & bf

- ladies : sue ann, mei fong n tsuzanne( pic not available)~~

[ pic of mf, sueann and arthie]

hurm~ for those had read bout the xmas night 08' ~ i bet most of you must be wondering how our dearest boon will end up ?
[ popular question from those who acknowledge our nocturnal activity]
...to our disappointment, that night, he knew his limit and perfectly under control ( thank god! he's driving that night) [ boon & cha : making macho posture ]

well, at 11.00 pm , our main motivator ,charan, lead us to our reserved place at the upper floor~
cha brought in his own vodka ( need to pay xtra 100 to bring that thing in = =)


after getting bored, sitting there, chatting aimlessly , most of them get down to the lower floor and dance with the crowd. It was so hot and crowded there, but i guess there is the most entertaining part ~

so for those who haven't step into 'after 7' ,.. if u looking for a place to chill n relax, choose the upper floor~ but if you want to dance n have fun n sweat like a cow, lower floor is definitely your choice

fortunately/unfortunately ( depends on individual POV) , none of us throw up or start doing hilarious actions~
but some of us were taken back a little when we saw some uniform people ( i thought they were police at 1st, it turn out that they are just the town municipal checking for license)

well, party ends about 2.30 am~......and every1 went back safe and sound~
* well, some went to eat burger at mcD safely ... :x*

-the end- XD

Friday, February 6, 2009

All the wrongs in this world...

To err is human, to forgive divine.

Now before I continue my rant, burn the above phrase into your head.

Let see now, Perak is falling. Najib got one over Anwar. And Mahathir even joined in the fray. What jolly good joy. Mahathir of all people, keep on barking in his blog, and have his quotes up in the nespapers, that "if people are against those who jumped, then don't vote for them in the election - The Star". Well, I must say that the self-decided-not-senile-and-then-went-on-court-proclaiming-that-he-remembers-nothing-of-that-infammous-Lingam-tape-incident is actually true on this one. Why vote for people you can't trust? Essentially true, yet reeks of hypocrisy.

Need I not remind you that Malaysia is different from other countries? True, corruption is undeniable in some parts of the world, but here is Malaysia, UMNO/BN regime perfected this art. And so did they of the art of hypocrisy, under-the-table deals and all things not to do to run a good government. Half a century ago, UMNO, MCA, MIC might have been a good party, bringing justice and independence to Malaysia, but fast-forward to Mahathir years, it had already started to rotten. And Mahathir stripped a rocket-booster to the corruption, and allowed it to skyrocket. Mahathir might have done some good deeds to this country of mine, yet his terrible ordeals far outnumber his goods. Thus the reason I hate him. Respect a little, and hate alot. And let us not forget about the money he stole from the people, and the money he helped stole from the people.

He's old now, and old people should just be resting instead of shooting his opinions every half a minute. But he's got a huge following. I suspect a third of his followers are there listening to his every self-conceited opinions, another third there just to whack their opinions of Mahathir because he's not a frigging PM no effing more, and the remaining are paid to go there as paid supporters. But then again, fuck him. fuck Mahathir.

Najib is another guy I hate. And I think thousands, maybe millions agree with me. And only in Malaysia can we have a fucking bastard who is linked to a murder and married to a fucking fat wife as the incoming Prime Minister. Makes the role of Prime Minister ever so disgraceful. And most people wanted Badawi to stay on as PM, rather than having a bastard whose hand (or was it his wife's hand) reeks from the blood of a Mongolian.

A few days ago, before the Perak crisis, we have bitches(bitch=female dog in most dictionary, plus a bastard who just wags his tail at his superior,drooling at the reward, and most likely incastrated by their superior to instill loyalty in my dictionary) screaming at the prospect of UMNO/BN MPs or ADUNs jumping ships to join Pakatan. There were columns everywhere talking up about laws against anti-hopping when the Bota-guy jumped over to Pakatan. And then what's this? Total silence when the same Bota-guy jumped back to BN. IN THE MERE SPACE OF TWO,THREE DAYS? WHAT THE HELL? AND NO EFFING BN GUY CAME OUT AND SAID THIS IS EVER SO EFFING WRONG? Well, shame on Pakatan guys too, noone said anything when the Bota-guy jumped over to them. But then again, I'd rather support Pakatan people than Barisan Najis. Oh, by the way, try google image search for najis, you'll be surprised to find Najib there. Just a food for thought.

It is said that BN paid the infamous Jelapang prostitute RM15m for her...service and loyalty. That's 15, with 6 zeros behind them. Lots of money, that. And BN paid a total of RM50m for the loyalty of the 4 ADUNs in Perak. Geez Louise, if this is true, then I change my ambition. No more do I want to be a mangaka, but I wish to be a MP,or an ADUN, or whatever that can make Najis...I mean Najib...to pay me a few million in exchange for my "Yes".

Whatever, tomorrow might be a better day....Actually, tomorrow might even be worse. What with all the economy stimulus for our good nation is actually an underhanded tactic by effing Najis to strengthen the finance of BN-supporting states. Is this the way a government should act? At least my flu should have receded by tomorrow.

To err is human, to forgive divine. Sigh.